Inside the Mind of a Musical Doll

Funny Stuff About A.C.E. Kids

How you know you’re an A.C.E. kid.

1) You used to say the word ‘cation’ the way you would say ‘nation’ until you found out it was pronounced ‘cat-i-on’

2) It drives you crazy when your college professor doesn’t have an outline for his lecture

3) English Grammar was a breeze. English Composition was a killer. English Literature is a foreign concept.

4) You’ve done biology, physical science, chemistry, (and probably physics), and you still don’t know how to use a microscope.

5) Your friend asks you for a pen. You accidentally say “Hold on, I have one in my office” when you’re actually refering to that brown foldable desk with the chair attached to it.

6) You stop at your friendly neighborhood A.C.E. autoshop hoping for an A.C.E. student discount

7) You wonder why life just doesn’t want to teach you lessons through wisdom packets

8.) You probably didn’t do too well on your SAT scores even though you graduated valedictorian

9) You come across something you learned and wonder why it wasn’t in your PACEs

10) And finally, you are devastated that all your friends in highschool are going to convention and your stuck doing an interim class

Just thought of these over the summer:

11) Ace Virtueson is either an alien or a robot. There’s no way he’s human. Seriously

12) Current events means up to 1996

* I in no way intend to discourage, put down, or offend the A.C.E curriculum

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